Friday, October 26, 2012

This is for the girl with the staring problem.

Look at this b****. Goodness.
Dear Girl With The Staring Problem by M.A.B
Dear girl with the staring problem,
Why look this way?
It's as if you're reacting to words I didn't even say
Is there something wrong with your eyes?
Or are you just doing what Tyra says and practicing your smize?
I can't help but return a look equally as disgusted
Words are running through my head like 'this girl think I look busted'

Friday, October 5, 2012

This is basically why I'm moving to London.

I'm moving to London.
Drake told his girl "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up, that's when you're the prettiest" and I do hope she did not take it wrong.
I've been told numerous times that guys are attracted to the soap-and-water girls. You know, the girls who don't need a lot of primping, fluffing, powdering, and lifting to look beautiful.
Yet it seems like the only time I could get a brotha to holla is when I wear the bodycon skirt and the top that shows a bit too much cleavage. (I know bodycon skirts aren't the most appropriate, but they're so cute, and CHEAP!).
So imagine my surprise this week when a mystery man stopped me on my walk back to my dorm.