This is a significant part of my young life, people - recognize.

APOLOGY:

My apologies, people, for being MIA this past month! My first quarter of the school year is officially over and I'm still surprised that I didn't spontaneously catch on fire and burn to death. There were a few deadline days that I kinda wished I did. Spending winter break back home in the place that only knows of its own existence means I finally have time to work on the blog!

END OF APOLOGY.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

iPhone 5c

1. I am now a part of the iPhone family.

This is about how stupid I think Nutella is and other stuff.

I've officially had enough of your nutella.

I don't want nutella on my toast.
I don't want nutella on my fruit.
I don't want nutella in my drinks.

Why do you love nutella so much? Like SO MUCH?

Nothing is that healthy if you eat it all the freakin time!

"Oh! I'm such a fatty eating nutella and fruit!"

This is the second transcript of a text conversation.

Thursday October 10, 2013

Ashley: I know you are busy, but I am hurt that you would not accept my friendship hat. I just wanted to let you know my true feelings

This is the first transcript of a text conversation.

Tuesday October 8, 2013

Me: So you finna let me know about Monday on Wednesday?

Ashley: Lord willing...

Me: That's all we can promise, can we?

Ashley: If God brought you to it, he'll bring you through it

Me: Cause He will never put more on

This is the not so guy's girl.

Someone told me I was a guy's girl once. I decided to map it out.

PROS
Comedy Central
No pants

This is coverage of Queens of the Stone Age.

This is so freakin late.

I apologize.

I planned on making a vlog but life happened and now I'm rushing a written post.

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

Harrah's Stir Concert Cove: my girl Teri and I show up with enough time

This is about my big chop.

Those that grew up with me know I was all about my hair.

Pounds and pounds of hair.

I got my first relaxer against my will at 4 years old and though I envisioned death

This is coverage of The Mrs.Carter Show.

I'm about 99% sure now that Beyonce is in fact just another child of God and not a computer generated hologram or a beautiful, complex algorithm.

This was just an idea back in February and before I realized it - it was Friday, July 12th and I was riding in the car towards the Gwinnett Arena in Atlanta

This is about being a virgin.

Do people still know what virgin means?

Do people know that you can't "catch" virgin?

Did urban dictionary mix up the definition for virgin with "cannibal

This is a call to self promote.

Hello,

Do you like you?
Are you a fan of you?
Are you working on big things for you?
Do you often talk to you about letting the world know about you and those big things you are doing?

Ya do?! Well, have I got an opportunity for you!

This is a note to that girl who "doesn't like girls".

I apologize in advance because I even have some friends who say this, but I really need to get this topic off my chest.

Ladies, can we stop saying "I don't like girls"? 

I find this statement to actually be an attitude problem, because when you think about it