This is the not so guy's girl.

Someone told me I was a guy's girl once. I decided to map it out.

PROS
Comedy Central
No pants

This is about cutting the cheese.

My second to last class of the day ends. Earbuds in, I head to the L, hop on the train, and blank out on the trip. Finally the train reaches Fullerton and begins to slow down. I rise with the other passengers, then the daintiest fart I've ever had comes out my butt.